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Competitive salary :
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

Flexible hours :
Work 55 hours; get paid for 37.5

Good communication skills :
Management communicates, you listen and figure out what they want you to do.

Ability to handle a heavy workload :
You whine, you're fired.

Duties will vary :
Anyone in the office can boss you around.

Competitive environment :
We have a high staff turnover.

Casual work atmosphere :
We don't pay enough to expect you to dress up; a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

Seeking a wide variety of experience :
You'll need it to replace the three people who just left.


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